Yes, I’m back on dating sites, so prepare for some humor. Such as these first contacts from the site mail (unedited). I did not respond to any of them, but for your entertainment, here is what I might have said if I had (in bold violet text).
- Hello your very sexy
You’re very bad with understanding the difference between “your” (indicating ownership) and “you’re” (contraction for you are).
- Hi angel,feel like getting to know you
I’m sorry, you must be messaging the wrong girl. #1 – my name is not Angel. #2 – I don’t believe in angels because I’m an atheist.
- You have got a wonderful breath taken smile on your profile picture .. tell me how old is it and where was it taken ? hope you are having a wonderful day ?
Ummm, you mean breath taking – perhaps? And why do you want to know how old it is? Are you doing a bad job of casually checking to see if I’ve posted an old picture? And why do you want to know where it was taken? Are you going to stalk me?
I got nothing.
- Feeling frisky today?
Well if I were, I wouldn’t share that info with a stranger from a dating site.