Online dating profile says
This is who I’m looking for: A MENSA card in your pocket a body like a Barbie Doll, no older than me, at least a bachelor’s degree (unless you’re a RN, then an associates is fine), financially secure, your own home, no dogs but must love mine, no bratty children, sober and drug free, subservient like Edith Bunker and most importantly, a sense of humor.
One more thing… If you’re bipolar or have any other imbalance and you frequently forget to take your medication, no thanks.
Wow. And he is sooooo not all that!